ringtones? they're so neanderthal.

ok ok ok so im handing this post over to david mitchell. the man is a legend. so get ready for some actual proper, honest to god real professional writing comedian funniness. he went went to cambridge university you know.

although if you like your phone, little umbrellas in your cocktail, smoking, acupuncture OR early man id give it a miss.

so here we go!